It doesn’t look like cocaine to me. He was on that stage for too long to remain in high gear without frequent maintenance bumps. A much more likely theory is that he took a bunch of adderall, vyvanse, or a similar ADHD drug. As someone that has had a problem with those drugs in the past, I immediately recognized…

I’m so going to overvolt that thing...I have 4 EV ride-ons...technically, they are for my kids.

There there BBC: Dr. Drake Ramoray’s going to get you all fixed up

She takes a ball to the face so well, she should be a cheerleader.

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I got 20 bucks to give to for the kit. Get that gofundme up.

Mine always smelled like weed. Come to think of it...all my cars smell like weed...must be something in the air down here...

As a former mk4 GTI owner, I shudder at the thought of a transmission swap in that thing. That transaxle is jammed in there. It’s harder to get out of there than solving one of those goddamn brain teaser ring game bullshit things at Cracker Barrel.

Reminds me of a 10 speed bicycle. two big gears in front and 5 smaller ones in back. One shifter per set.

Andretti Cart Racing is just this. They have both an electric and a gas location just outside of Atlanta...I can attest, driving karts against drunks sucks. They suck, are slow, and are sure to cause a large, painful crash...

Deadspin needs an article on the geographical variations in adverb usage. This guy says “Hella”. Bostonians say wicked. Here in Atlanta, we just use “fucking”. My favorite though is bad. For example: “that dude’s bad fast”. I think that comes from the Midwest.

Maybe if there wern’t a bunch of Focuses (Foci?) in his run off...

Siphoning gasoline - I can only describe the taste as that of the worlds worst breath mint...who knew it would feel so cold?

Put out an APB for Ray Mysterio Jr, because that thing clearly received a devastating Hurricanrana.

Looks like she just blew the corner. That slide would have been dope if she could have drifted out of it, but I think she must have locked the front up too at the end, and that is what caused the highside.

Jalopnik needs a 3 bucket detailing system deal. I have lots of odds and ends for washing cars, but a nice, new system that is delivered to my door would be very tempting to buy

fuuuuuuuuuuck yes

Buick made the Grand National...

was he holding deuce court when he asked?

Not letting him go to the bathroom? Where’s the love in that?