I once sold a motorcycle to my father. You aren't as stupid as me, but it's an uncomfortably close race.

Where’s the GoFundMe page? Fuck them.

One of 17! A convertible truck! Huge wing! This thing is the mullet of pickups: business in the front; party in the back! A choice collectors item!

My brain says RUN! but my heart says HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MY OLD LADY’S GONNA BE PISSED WHEN I ROLL UP IN THIS AND TELL HER OUR SON HAS TO GO TO STATE SCHOOL BECAUSE I SPENT…

I had this strength/wrestling coach in high school. Three of my favorites (all having to do with how stupid I was now that I think about it...):

“You’re dumber than a box of rocks”
“You’re as sharp as a balpeen hammer”

Sad that his shot a the tour keeps getting derailled...

Pay off for whom exactly? It’s 100% bullshit...

Learning how to swear...profusely...while helping him fix one of the many beat-ass cars we owned as a kid. Also, have you ever tried to re-install a transmission in a full-sized motorhome? There were some swear words that I STILL haven’t heard since...

I loved Green Day when they were a punk band. Not a fan of their new stuff. Dookie is still awesome: “Why are you alone wasting your time,— when you could be with me wasting your time?” — one of the best lines ever written.

Should follow up with Roots Radical. Love Op Ivy, and their offspring.

I am a Cobb County home owner. My propert value was just assessed up 18% this year vs. when I bought the house in 2013. The schools in my district are average to below average, even though just a touch further east (like 1/2 mile) they are some of the best in the state.

You should champion it. I will stand with you.

I think if you’re pulling on a Pax2, you smoke more than just a bit...

You ain’t real...

El Camino FTW:

hat tip to themanwithsauce. That was a smackdown.

I’m with you...this article is hot, useless garbage. I hate Bill Simmons...why did I even read this? What is going on with my life?

Giancarlo doing what Braves’s fans used to refer to as a “Jeff Francouer”

That dude’s a dick

Probably have to rebuild the motor every 1,000 miles too...

That looks like the last gen GTO with a bad roof lift...