It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Especially since the Obamas always radiate a genuine warmth for each other. This family loves the shit out of each other, and they came together (and stay together) because of that love. 45 and his family reek of convenience and of absent parenting.

Whenever someone trots this out I know they are:

We just watched the moment in which that other kid turned into a super villain.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

May I be the first to say, fuck that guy

and in paris, this will be released as thor: battle royale with cheese

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

He’s just trying to consume the time allotted to Representative Waters asking the question by filling it with horseshit unrelated to the question. This is the most beautiful use of House procedure to shut down condescending asshattery I’ve seen in a while.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

Maybe watersports.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

I was not sad to see him go. I am not happy to see him return.

I haven’t watched the video, but since it’s soccer related I have to assume that there’s some kind of flopping going on.

Here’s a table with numbers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes%27_list_of_world%27s_highest-paid_athletes
Lebron made 31M in salary + 55M in endorsements

Federer pretty interesting. 6M salary but 58M in endorsements!