As a Bay Area sports fan, there are 2 teams I hate solely on principle: The Cowboys and the Dodgers.

If you think that’s weird, go to a nightclub and listen to them play EDM music when suddenly they bust out some old “Techno” music from 20 years ago as a retro flashback.

Anyone with the lady balls to name herself after a bottled water is okay by me.

You know, I haven’t ever watched Kanye speak before.....and after I watched his Jimmy Kimmel interview I thought “Something is seriously mentally wrong with that guy”. That was before I remembered reading about him being bi-polar. The way he speaks....his train of thought is all over the place.

Seagal is so fat now he looks like he’s got 2 rolls of bubble-wrap underneath that Mandarin Jacket of his.

He thinks he’s Above the Law, but with his past history of sexual harassment, he’s On Deadly Ground.

The problem with Friends is that most people have forgotten how much the last 4 seasons sucked. They only remember the 1st 5 seasons when the cast was still putting in energetic performances.

How did Beaky Buzzard not crack this list???

yeah, it doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that Southern California alone is bigger than any east-coast state or that mass transit options are complicated by the fact that costs are higher due to earthquake standards.

Sorta like how when Texas decides to eliminate evolution from its science textbooks, the rest of the country’s schools wind up with those same crappy textbooks?

So where are all the Conservatives who talk big about States Rights?   Yeah, I thought so.

How about....

When they say that Burberry destroyed “36 million dollars” worth of their goods, I’m guessing that’s the retail value of the goods, not the cost to actually make them. That manufacturing cost is obviously much, MUCH less....

Yeah, so where are all those fanatical gun-nuts who proclaim to be “conservationist hunters”?  They should be the 1st ones to complain about this but you know they won’t say shit.

I wonder what kind of welcome a bunch of armed Black Panther types (60's, not Wakanda) would receive at a gun-rights rally?

Pruitt is that asshole that keeps microwaving fish in the office lunchroom microwave and stinks up the place.

Socks in the pool?  She should have called the FASHION police instead....

OMG the irony.

Cousins is going to get his money by simply proving that he is healthy.  His ability to score is not going to be in question.  It’s his durability.   So yes, he won’t need to score a ton of points to get his payday the next year.   

The Warriors don’t NEED him to score.  If he gets 10 pts per game that’s a bonus over what they had before.  They need him to grab rebounds and pass.