Goose!

Lemme translate for ya’ll, Southern translation for nerd with big dick=

Been there. Tried not to choke on my sushi as I mentally retched.

I see it!

5 inches is enough, just give it to her the way that she likes it. That's what matters. Those big ones are exciting to look at but the novelty wears off very, very quickly.

That's correct. Oh the memories of hell....

The truth is, you will never be ready. It’s....so....hard! As much as I enjoy my daughter and being a mom, it’s boring drudgery much of the time. I would change a thing but damn!

It’s insanely painful! I had to stop breastfeeding my kiddo earlier than I wanted to due to some serious health problems that I was suffering.

Sounds like he is living the dream of many folks. You jellie?

I’m sorry, but that shit is fucking hot.

That’s considered assault in many different places. You are exposing another person to (possibly, disease, illness, etc.)

A boat full of drunk people, in the middle of some ocean. Hmmmm... No thanks.

Wow! That shit sounds real fancy.

I'm not sure if he is a moron but he is certainly 15 years old. I will throw down a wild guess that he began abusing substances at around age 15 or earlier and still struggles with addiction. It tends to freeze people in time.

All the shampoo smelled like shit, as well. Like “Gee your hair smells terrific” or V05. Ugh!

She was a stand-out! She was amazing.

Does she like to drink, cause those eyes are screaming “jaundice!”.

Those forced smiles are a requisite of Southern living.

How could anyone take any so called “DNA” evidence seriously after what has come forward? It's absolutely ridiculous. The entire county is awash in corruption.

There wasn’t even anything truly significant that they could bring forward in the “what they left out” campaign. It’s pitiful. I don’t think that he did it. And Ms Halbach’s brother said some very odd things if you were paying attention. I’m not accusing him but his behavior and words were very odd. Anyway, what does…