Oh, it's the Fuhrer.

They tried the Taiwanese Parliament thing, that doesn't always work.

Called it.

Hasn't Taylor gone lesbian lately?

Sing praise to our Lord and Savior Gaben.

Look, Coke, I love you, but you're fucking high. You have all that Cola money, $100,000 is pocket change to you.

Lord Xenu approves.

Windermere Elementary alumnus here, never saw anything weird, but then again I lived in the better parts of the Greater Orlando area, and that I was a kid.

If we're going with the decapitation theme.

I kinda liked that movie, I have low standards for movies.

Whoopi, you rocked as Guinan, but seriously you're saying dumbass shit.

Like Alien: Isolation, I can't get it because I live in East Asia. It's like Steam wants the Chinese to pirate the game.

I've never been raped, and I hope I never encounter that. And I don't pretend to know what goes through a rape victim's mind. But I wouldn't forgive a rapist, or a murderer. There is bottom line to who I am willing to forgive, murderers and rapists are far beneath that line. I, on the other hand, don't really put…

Maybe a little Sister Act.

I got a Heidi Klum vibe from ScarJo in that photo.

You think my comment was serious? It isn't. I do hate stupid consumerism, but what I said there was an exaggeration, with healthy amount of jest, and feigned whining. It wasn't meant to be a statement. So, don't get all up in arms.

Oprah as Amanda Waller, do it Oprah.

True, but my indignation towards dumb consumers knows no bounds.

This was written before the thing about charity. And, nope, the dude said it was just shit, and people still thought they might get a golden ticket out of it. I stand by my disappointment.

Another opinion on this, if the guy who sold it, says it's poop, it's poop. Don't expect a Golden Ticket.