Yeah, this is a hill I’ll die on each and every time, though Jezebel readers tend to snark hard on bad grammar and punctuation: looking down on someone for poor written or verbal communication is classist and ableist and unkind. Good communication skills are not a solid indicator of intelligence or worth. Come at me,…

This week’s column actually solves itself.

I do spend a great majority of my day giving advice to far-flung friends via Facebook Messenger...

I actually get emails filled with typos from 40-60 year old humanities professors pretty regularly. Email has its own rules.

The typo thing=children is unkind. You should not marry this man not because you may be young, based on your typos. You should not marry this man because after hooking up on-again, off-again, fooling around, whatever it was for three years, he can’t know after three months of monogamy if he’ll be satisfied and…

Also I saw his name in bold and my heart sank to my stomach. I was so relieved when it was just about drinking a glass of wine.

I had to double check with my friend to see if Christopher Meloni is still so far in the clear. I really want to be able to enjoy his new show, damnit!

Keanu.

Poor Bruce...so much for enjoying his glass of wine in peace, thanks Page Six.

Excuse, Madison is a progressive bastion thank you very much.

Katy Perry’s performance in that video is me (and every other teacher I know) today: faking enthusiasm and trying to get people pumped up when I just want to sleep.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

Well, as a proud shequalist ally, I beg to respectfully, but forcefully, gently, but strongly, compassionately, but single-mindedly, disagree.

The Andrea just exclaimed, “Bobby Finger is my favorite.”

Lots of people having trouble with the word “feminist” these days, making me think we need a new, better word. How about “shequalist” or, if you’re so inclined, “megynist.”

First of all, I mention that she’s the second-largest employer in her area. Second of all, this.

Weeel, she did do anepisode where she made (pretended to make?) spicy “Asian” wings, her “men” all wrinkled their noses, and then she was all “jk! here are the REAL wings!”

This dirt bag has a little bit of everything I am obsessed with: Pioneer Woman, Dave Franco, The Weeknd and The Duggars.