potatoesmolasses
potatoesmolasses
potatoesmolasses

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

It is pretty disappointing to see everyone picking her face apart.

Right? I’m a bit shocked at the hate she’s getting on this post, on Jez of all places. I think it’s pretty obvious she’s had an upper bleh, perhaps because her very hooded eyes were starting to mess with her vision (I also have super hooded eyes, am 43, and my lids are REALLY impairing my peripheral vision). Given the

Woman gets nicknamed Squinty for decades and then “fixes it,” only to have people act perplexed. Go figure.

My second had a lot of hair, and it never fell out. She has more hair than any 5 year old I know now, and it’s impossible to keep tamed.

I've had three hairy babies (pictured above), but that's some next level stuff.

I know! When I read line where the author says she probably should have outgrown them by now, I was like wtf? You’re 24 years old. I’m 33 and find the Lonely Island and their dick jokes hilarious!

I wish reading things like that didn’t make me feel so old, but they do.

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.

Why do they require a 2nd separate trial for the 4th woman? I’m curious why she wasn’t included in this one.

As usual, women pay the price for sex. As usual, men can beat and denigrate women but the women are the ones who are on trial. Fuck this judge, fuck the media, and especially fuck that asswipe Ghomeshi.

Nothing suggests Willow was bi.

I want that hanging on my wall

I agree with your points, except I’ve seen the pilot, and the actress playing Willow in it was just not good.

I’ve taken enough LSD to make an elephant fly, and I’ve never experienced or even heard of the drug causing violence.

Getting lost in a cornfield? Sure. Existential crisis in the bathroom mirror? Ya, that happens. Beating someone to death with your bare hands? Na, that’s some underlying shit.

I totally agree. Asking for content that appeals to different audiences is such a giant slap in the face to all us straight white males. That one sentence in a twenty sentence article rendered the entire piece worthless to me, and Gizmodo should clearly be ashamed of itself.

So girls dont like porn in your world? That must be a really depressing and shitty world...

Yes, it is so PC to say you want more options in your VR porn... The audacity.