Update: ‘Prime Miniature’

Congratulations Jacinda and Clarke! And New Zealand, keep on keeping on being our better-behaved sibling. Love, an Australian.

Fuck all the people who think waxing genitalia is somehow obligatory, and fuck this guy in particular for expecting a woman giving birth to a human child to be groomed as if for a porn shoot, so as not to injure his aesthetic. I hate him. Grotesque.

Yeah, fuck him for the waxing comment. And fuck him for naming a poor child Monroe.

So how do you now say you didn’t know you were being filmed? Oh I don’t know jackass, I mean Jeff - maybe she was giving birth at the time??

Yeah, that design dude that Oprah anointed, Nate something, acted the same. He and his husband were all excited about their future child but talked about their surrogate like she was a vessel. She got sick somehow and their attitude was “OMG what about the baaaaaaaby” and no concern for her. I was so grossed out by…

Trump has said some pretty gross stuff about Harry’s mother, Diana. I HIGHLY doubt he’d have even semi-positively opined to his gf’s dad about Trump based on everything known about Trump and Harry. He may have said something non-commital in answer to a direct question which Markle chose to construe as he did- for 15…

I would be pretty careful about projecting here. I don’t have an opinion either way, but I think it’s never a good idea to make assumptions about the politics of people who practice inscrutability for a living. I think it’s far too easy to see what we want to see and then work backward to find “evidence” to support…

Princess Mike of Kent still thinks not being able to horsewhip passersby is a problem.

After three children, I can attest that skin to skin contact with your newborn does foster a great bond with your children. It also is the first test of fatherhood - not dropping your child when they grab a fistful of chest hair and yank it out.

There is no chance that Harry is a Trump or Brexit supporter. If anything, it was Meghan’s dad misinterpreting Harry following the family line of not making statements about politics.

I know. People have a lot of reasons and some are internal and some are external. There’s a book called “How to Fall in Love with Anyone” and it’s a book of essays about love. In one essay, the author talks about her experiences being kind of plain and quiet and nervous around boys. In college, when someone finally…

Which tweet reads as though the speaker learned English as a second language?

Let’s see how President Macron (best bud remember) sees it.

We must be the same age, I used to get weird looks when I told people I had never seen Ghostbusters. I LOVED the new one. Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth are both so funny in it. And you gotta love Andy Garcia.

OH MY GOD GHOSTBUSTERS IS SO GOOD. I’m right in the age demographic where I should have watched the original Ghostbusters as a kid, but somehow totally missed it. I just, like in the last week, watched all three movies for the first time. The original 80s movies are great, campy delights, but the new one? My god, it…

Anyone who thinks TLJ “ruined mah childhood” has clearly never moved beyond that childhood.

Sometimes books and their covers do match.

Id love to see her be like “I did my crime, I served my time. I take responsibility for it.”

I heard an interview w/Laurie Metcalf on NPR where she basically waved it all off saying that she thinks this is just a persona that Roseanne puts on. All I could think was, is that supposed to make it OK?