“This is my regret face.”

Question: is this orchestra available for staff meetings, presentations, job interviews, holidays, vacations, dates, my dinner table, and happy hours?

I would like Paris to go back to being not news worthy. No hate, I just find her so boring.

I mean, there’s this mess that we had as a poster in my thrid-grade classroom. (my awesome native mum was not amused. I think the the school admin still curse her name)

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

More people should wear casual wear in their weddings. It’s a whole day event it seems, might as well be comfy!

I bet that cookie is poisoned.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

No way this person got paid enough to redline this dreck.

Thank god he had a gun to protect his First Amendment rights!

The Bob Dylan interview in 1987 that broke my freshman heart, and every last shred of respect for him. NB, he adulates U2 three lines later in the interview. Bold mine.

All We Wanted For Christmas Was a Picture of Pregnant Kylie Jenner, All We Got Was This Shit

I guess we can hope if this known franchise makes money, Hollywood will be more open to original stories? One can dream.

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

Over under on Clooney making a last-minute cameo to save the day or least help the heist along?!

I was psyched to see that they finally dropped the “charges” against the kid who got beaten up by the Nazis in the parking garage.

Mark Wahlberg is a serious question mark particularly considering his history of racism and violence. I also cannot be the only other person who thinks Jared Leto’s “hijinks” on the set of Suicide Squad crossed the line from quirky method actor to hostile work environment. Mailing used condoms to your co-workers? That…

“We are also taught that rape is when you physically force a woman to have sex. In the recent years, that has been expanded to rape also being having sex with a woman who is passed out or unresponsive.”

I think all of this has made it clear that lessons about consent are not being taught or just not sinking in. Men think rapists wear all black and carry knives and grab you and pull you into dark alleys or break into your house. They don’t think about alcohol or their own physical intimidation or anything. When I…

It just goes to show how "tamed, trained, and domesticated" most of us are if we are using the word "backfat" to describe what is in actuality just a back! Do you think Faith Hill wears anything more than a size 4? I seriously doubt she does in an industry where wearing a size 6 makes you tabloid fodder for celebrity…