I second that

That dog has a soul of solid fucking titanium. Mail men see this dog and instantly bite their own ass in surrender.

Well since I'm posting as many The Devil is a Part Timer gifs as I can....

I hate correcting spelling mistakes...BUT you misspelled "1990-20XX" as "2010's".

I was young and I needed the money. Don't judge.

Please tell me it's not just me being an angry English person getting mad at:

I would put facecams pointed at a shelf to show the collection of earned dildos from salty gamers.

Please, I can't keep my fizzy water inside my mouth when you say things like that. It leaked out through my nose.

They're coming they're coming THEY'RE COMING.

I agree. Fuck August.

It's not like they want to like you or anything, baka!

Hopefully you don't have 7+ because then some will have to be dressed as PCs.

...And they'll always know they are the least loved! ಥ_ಥ

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Meh.

Welcome, friend. To the joke.

Anyone notice that the UK is pretty much the only unharmed country.

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