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Is this actually really cool, or am I just retroactively hearing “Bittersweet Symphony” into it?

What did we learn? I swear, it turned on him online like over a weekend.

Not even a Beto supporter (wish he’d go back to Texas and challenge Cornyn for Senate instead of running for POTUS), but the speed of the backlash against him tells me WE HAVE ALL LEARNED NOTHING.

The Misfits: A bunch of guys from Jersey who listened to the Damned and didn’t get the jokes.

I mean, I get his point but I am so fucking sick of this “spoiler” shit. Like there’s no acting, no visuals, no music in a movie, nothing but a plot, and if you hear some details about the plot beforehand then the entire movie is “spoiled.”

Please don’t get Milkshake Ducked, please don’t get Milkshake Ducked....

It took me years to realize, TFF are really fucking good.

Yeah, I didn’t get it either. All the dudes I used to know like that were way more frog-baseball Beavis and Butthead than sweet and nerdy Wayne & Garth.

No problem. It looks weird, right? Honestly thought they’d go back and fix it.

“Surname” means “last name” and that was exactly my point. The article refers to him as “Kar-Wai” and it looks weird.

Dude’s surname is Wong, not “Kar-Wai.”

Now that’s a movie I might actually want to watch

Happy International Women’s Day, everybody!

Happy International Women’s Day, everybody!

Sincere? The ‘80s?

Camacho 2020.

The fuck else are they, from the Middle Ages?

I love that we have descended to the point where we are literally asking what Ja Rule has to say. And by “love,” I mean this is the dumbest timeline.

Funny, I never liked Sarah Silverman until recently.

Much better than it probably needed to be.