DING A DING DING. I would love to make Mike Pence Safe Space jokes but I am so pissed off by this bullshit sideshow that I have completely run out of internet snark.

We have better things to do, like paying attention to the fact that his shitty hotel is going to be run by his daughter, who sits in on meetings with foreign heads of state, and that foreign dignitaries are lining up to book rooms there. These assholes went around saying the Clinton Foundation was "pay to play" and…

Fiiiiine. Fuck it. Stock some Skrewdriver shirts while you're at it. And how about some Boyd Rice CDs. Whatever.

\m/ Trvmp kvlt \m/

Church full of ashes on the 45….

It may be, but it is also so fucking true.

Well, what else is Obama going to say? "Fuck it, burn it all down"? To him, it's the institution, not the man.

Can you even imagine showing that Cheeto-ass motherfucker around the White House and urging everyone to wish him the best as his fuckwad followers tweet about your wife looking like "an ape in heels"? Seriously. Obama is a saint. I would have been, "Want to see my birth certificate NOW, asshole? Sink or swim."

I kind of feel like the living embodiment of Yahoo! Answers won the election.

I thought he was becoming an investment banker.

Hey Pete, what's going on with my AV Club commenting account? I can't log in so I had to make this Disqus one instead.