When you put it like that, I can certainly appreciate your point. It’s much easier (and lucrative?,) to run out and remain detached if someone goes toes up like Chris Farley than if it’s someone you’re in a relationship with... I guess I was picturing a few lines, rather than Rob Ford/Patrick Bateman amounts. At least…

People like this usually have a whore/madonna complex. A woman who has sex is breaking what they consider the ideal social conventions. It’s way fucked.

Uh yes. Because every murder of a black person is not automatically a hate crime. It has to be racially motivated. If you shot a black guy because he slept with your wife, you’re shooting him for that reason and not because he’s black. Which means you didn’t commit a hate crime. The same thing applies here. If the…

Very True

I can't even watch porn if I suspect the actors might know each other well.

Best reason to pay for sex: stranger sex is so many billions of times better than sex with someone you know. Nothing is a bigger boner killer than fucking someone you know and care about. This might sound facetious but I am very serious.

Because its hot out? Because its right there next to the register at CVS?

Both. You buy bottled water to fulfill a need (thirst), for convenience, and because you trust the source you brought it from.

In my experience as a long-term escort, there are a few different types of clients, ranked from fave to least fave on my part:

I still love him, even if he knows dick about cat dick.

Wolff is now back down in Florida

I’ve heard of Erin Brocovich. I’ve never heard about any massive chemical leaks in West Virginia. Who’s really in need of the attention whoring?