Sheetz greater than sign WaWa.

Any nail shop on Long Island sounds like a skit. 

Are you in Virginia by any chance? Because I haven’t gotten anything since January 11th.

Do better.

Wouldn’t be wonderful if we had a system of health care that people wouldn’t have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

Leah Remini knows exactly who the fuck she is.

Ok you win for the focus

Yeah this is the time last year I swore I had covid when it was just insanely bad allergies it’s a little better with the mask on and I have a huge mustache that I can’t tweeze away so yeah I’m fine with my masks.

Yeah I don’t mean to be a squawky bitch, but I’m 1b FOUR TIMES OVER and pre registered with my regional HD ...but still no appointment.

Man, The Onion had a hilarious article on just this!

Been in Virginia for 20 years now.

I spent 28 years in New York surrounded by other Catholics and big family dying to judge you if you were even slightly weird.

Catholics. The most judgy of all the Christers.

That. Is a sin.

That’s a lot of words.

You are 100% accurate.

Huh. Must have missed that part.

Wait....so having my stack of pads out next to the tp and wipes in the standing basket is weird?? I’m not trying to futz around when the 48 year old flow hits.

Listen, I love Terry Gross but he had told her on several occasions that he cannot hear himself acting- it’s just too much, it’s too distracting for him. 

Fuckin A.