I don’t think I’ve ever seen a legit full-court heave like that. Used all that time he possibly had (which was almost none) and swished from the opposite baseline. WOW

If this is what they call no gay Thursday, I’d hate to be around for no sexual assault Wednesday.

“Strip down to your underwear and get on your hands and knees. If you try to leave, we’ll tackle and wrestle you in your underwear. BUT NO GAY STUFF.”

*It’s No Gay Thursday*

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

What is the with the fascination teenage boys have with shoving inanimate objects into thier asses and the asses of others?

The humor holds up more than almost any other sitcom from that era. It’s so fucking funny. And so funny on so many different levels.

103 or 102.... Zero shits given by me.

I am 33 (so, the oldest Millennial), and I will make $250,000 this year from freelance writing.

I tried to explain these numbers to my parents and they laughed it off.

I made more waitressing in bars than teaching in colleges. Everyone thinks this is hilarious - especially students who thought they were my "boss" because "we are paying YOU so much."

Before people start in on knowing how much they make before I made it my major, shut the fuck up.

You forgot to put “job creators” in quotes.

For their part, the Union County School district maintains that the subject of the photograph is not the problem, rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.