When has not having accurate or timely information ever stopped AV Club from wild speculation?

Not without some serious remodeling.

Thank god we can all count on Don K to be objective about things that don’t affect him.

I’m so used to Jonathan Banks playing Mike as cold, calm and emotionless that it was really striking to see his facial expressions during Marc Evan Jackson’s bullshit. Mike looked like he was about to literally devour the guy.

Either he was extremely fucking lucky, (which he was) or the cousins underestimated him due to the fact that they’ve proven so deadly in the past as well as Hank not really looking like much of a threat. They got cocky is basically what I’m saying, and ended up getting taken out by the last person they probably would…

It seems to me, Nacho is positioned as this show’s Jesse Pinkman, and he will suffer greatly and continuously, as our hearts bleed for him.

I mean when you get a call from the hospital, who runs a background check?

Why does it have to be off-screen? Why not make a wax replica of Roseanne and blow it up like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? In fact, make that your opening titles!

The Cousins are straight up killing machines. Hank taking them out is even more impressive after seeing them in action against the Espinosas.

Dear Salty Waitress: How do I conduct basic human interaction?

This is rich coming from Italy which, on Asia Argento’s claim of being raped by Weinstein, is still incredibly misogynistic: https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2018/01/18/578562334/in-italy-metoo-falters-amid-public-scorn

I have no idea what I just read, where I read it, and now having read it, where I am.

We’re only a few columns away from a Mad Lib-style Salty Waitress Letter Generator.

a large black coffee with whipped cream on top

I’m enjoying this show well enough, but it definitely has way less Jane Levy that I had signed up for. For being a regular she’s had, like, 10 minutes of total screen time, and her character so far seems entirely cosmetic.

Or a misstep by Mesa Verde, and Kim knows it.

The guy who pulled the figurine heist was Ira, the Vamanos Pest guy from Breaking Bad

I feel like every episode has a scene that makes me want to give all the Emmys to Rhea (and I’ve felt like this every season). Come on Academy! 

Nah. she wouldn’t have reacted that way if she knew what was in it.  Clearly, it was written before Jimmy left the mail room.

You already know the answer - you just think it shouldn’t apply to you, for some reason.