“One year there was a man who kept screaming every time he took a shot, got into a fight with his girlfriend, made her cry, then got into a screaming match with his bros, then reached behind our bar and stole one of our water pitchers and started drinking directly out of it, all in the span of like 20 minutes. He was…
Cotton
portlandon
Seems like a bad time to buy a new car, just in general. Or a used car. Any car, really.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This could be a really bad precedent if enforced. Fuck them, but I don’t think this is the way to go.
Not everyone understands what a “principle” is anymore, unfortunately.
I think if the party and cause affiliations were reversed, people would be screaming in protest.
Nothing like “emergency powers” being used to take people’s private property without recourse.
You should go back to Gawker with these hot takes.
Whoa buddy, be careful. Erin will call you up and leave you a threatening voicemail if you say anything remotely pro-gun.
You better be careful bringing up gun legislation around here:
Is Jalopnik no longer a car website? Is this why David and Torch left?
Torch and Tracy are gone for less than a week and I’m already seriously considering removing this site from my feed reader :(
On a CAR centric website?
Follow Torch and Tracy out the door
What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?
The Lincoln Continental from the first Matrix. Can’t find a still from the scene under the bridge so this will have to do, but man the car was just... perfect for the role.
Gold Finger
The 1979 Ford LTD Country Squire turned The Wagon Queen Family Truckster in National Lampoon’s Vacation. “You think you hate it now, just wait ‘til you drive it...”