Back, and to the left. Back and to the left.

Do you charge Donnie Jr rent for living in your head?

The far left set the standards that all politicians must live up to. They shouldn’t cry now that they have to live by them.

I can’t wait to buy the 2020 Ford, in 2032 when its at a price I can afford.

That’s a bullshit excuse you wouldn’t have accepted from a Republican.

Soft. The Country Crock of ball players.

There is no explanation. He needs to resign.

I thought it was due to the international chalk shortage.

The best way to not die in the desert, is to not cross the desert.

This is #126,789, of the list of priorities regarding the government shut down.

There’s plenty to blame Trump for, but blaming Trump for leaking Bezo’s dick pics is a bit too far.

This is an amazing piece. Thank you for sharing it and your brothers story.

May Seinfeld can’t really respect a guy who started out his “comedy” career objectifying women by having segment son his “Man Show” of women jumping on Trampolines wearing bathing suits.

Big difference. this is Trump’s First oval office address.

Great. Now I’ll have to rebrand my Sable LS to a GL. 

As one does, when you are being given a rapey 3 minute handjob from a person, you snap chat video of it and send it to your girl friend.

Thank you for this. You’re exactly right. It’s not a popular opinion, but it is the right one.

Disney Wars: Return of the Poppins.