After viewing this post, I’m going to have to contact a doctor because I’m going to have an erection for more than 8 hours.

I remember playing Kings Quest on a Tandy EX1000 as a kid. The only thing I remember is when you go into the monestery, you must type “pray” or “Kneel” at the alter to get the monk to talk to you.

1989-94 Toyota

It looks like Ben Affleck botoxed heavily before showing up. His mouth barely moved. Ben was also trying to beat the amount of “fuck”s used during the The Big Lebowski in a 5 minute clip.

Derek Rose, or as we like to call him, “Mr. Glass”.

I feel your pain. For me it was the General Lee in Winter of 1982. I knew I had it in my desk before I went to recess. When i returned it was gone, and the VERY NEXT DAY this thief had the audacity to bring in my stolen General Lee painted over with his older sisters purple nail polish. He denied it. But I knew.…

You could maket the “Mother’s Coming” device, and you would make millions. Then you could also make the “Mother’s coming blocker” and sell it to the Mothers, and make more millions.

You could maket the “Mother’s Coming” device, and you would make millions. Then you could also make the “Mother’s…

It’s a Gold dress.

Problems like this with the Tesla is what is keeping me from abandoning my 1989 Ford Escort.

Mustang 1

Nice. Love to see a formal top kept up, instead of the fastback.. Had a ‘69 Torino formal top for years. Great cars.

The funny thing? Everyone in that picture probably showed up in that One Buick leSabre.

Great. Now I’m going to have the Magnum PI theme song stuck in my head all day. Also, Higgins giving me a unamused face is now stuck in my mind. Damn it.

Chris Evans is the equivalent of the American Ryan Seacrest.

The squad hadn’t won a game since Dec. 16, when the Gophers beat Chicago State, 70-52.

He was going to have the air pressure checked on the ball.

There it is.