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Saw one on the I-5 in Portland a couple of months ago. Beautiful car. Actually pulled along side and enjoyed it for a mile or two. Red, just like the one in the picture.

1984 Lebaron 4 door. It wouldn't die. Passed it on to a buddy, and it wouldn't die for him either. It still roams the streets of Portland!

This is similar to what Obama does to the constitution.

1949 Ford.

Deadspin forgets that Chris Kluwe is a douchebag:

Can't you just kick the football?

I have that same Problem. The torsion level system on my '55 Packard 400 is been giving me problems. Since Packard dealerships went away in '58, I'm screwed.

Why didn't that Plastic Ford float?

Rear window defroster

Having Non intermittent wipers. Especially in Oregon.

At least she wasn't whining on twitter about all the damage to her new Ford Focus.

Awesome.

Better than watching Chris Christie get out of a McLaren. You'd need a can of crisco & a 2x4.

They must not have thieving metal scrappers like they do in the States.

I'm sure Knotts Berry Farm did this during the Washington DC Mayor Marion Berry Cocaine Scandal.

Did they do it to cover for Neil Diamond, or the cover for New York fans?

My God. Is that an AMC Matador?

That'll buff out.

Best road trip cars I've had were a 1998 Lincoln Town Car, and a 1988 Ford Country Squire wagon. Decent mileage, good seats, comfortable for all the crappy roads through out the States, and if I ever had a problem parts were readily available.