The only one who was calling him Cool Pope or Chill Pope were you guys. And that was only because at least on the surface he seemed slightly less evil than the guy before him, you know, the one who was a literal member of the Hitler Youth. Not a huge bar to pass.

The type of people who sue private schools for expelling their snowflake child are the type to teach them money and power can solve all problems, and consequences don’t exist.

The biggest bullies towards my sister and me in school were the Jesus-iest girls ever. They attended all church services, youth activities, retreats, etc. And these girls made damn sure to let us know, especially when adults weren’t around, that our entire family would rot in hell for all eternity. Another girl told…

And his gun was illegally owned too, after a domestic battery conviction.

They arent and he is a delusional monster. Wtf is this asshole trying to prove by saying hes 62? That hes a grown ass man who made the decision to murder a boy in cold blood? Fuck this guy into eternity and back again.

I remember a particular scandal in which liberals and moderates stayed home or voted third party.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

We call that Freedom Foam.

While I completely agree with the fuck her, fuck her completely part, a rationale person would just walk out of that situation, and frankly there isn’t much rationale about any person that would or could lob some racist shit. In other words, she is a fucking rotten human to her very core. Not to nit pick.

I always wonder how hard it is to be a teacher because kids can be so rough. I worked at an elementary school for a little over a year as a teacher’s aide and sometimes they were super frustrating but I never felt even close to what this lady felt. Though my thinking is always, expand that over several years or…

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

Thank you for the less grim news.

I think it’s gotten to the point where you could just say “Clinton sent an email” and people would react as if it said she was taking bribes.

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Conservatwitter is already proclaiming it a assassination attempt by Hillary and Obama.

But apparently not before the election!

Oh god I hope so. Though it’s unbelievably depressing that pussygate and all the sexual assault allegations don’t seem to have had a lasting impact on his numbers :-: