I once rented an apartment that was decorated entirely in beige. Beige walls, beige furniture, beige formica, even the woodwork had been painted beige. You’d think it would be terrible, but it was an elevator building, and all of the windows faced directly West. On the fifth floor, even in the middle of winter, the…

Hey now, they’ve got TWO Christmas trees.

ah come on - there are at least 5 different greys and a couple of beige’s.

But like, a pretty thunderdome.

There are definitely other parents who can be judgmental, because a c-section isn’t natural and therefore is the wrong way to give birth. (Since my baby and I would’ve died without the c-section I am 100% okay with going the unnatural route).

Kate Hudson is also subject to the same scrutiny (probably even magnified, bc she’s famous and therefore garners multitudes of shit opinions, as in this case) as other moms who’ve had C-sections. The Twitter hot-take assholes are completely overlooking the possibility that she might have been called lazy before over…

Yeah, this doesn’t seem worth getting upset about.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Came here to second this nit-picking and add some bone-picking: what is a werewoman? A werewolf is a person who sometimes turns into a wolf. So a werewoman is a person who sometimes turns into a... nother person? If a dude is a werewoman does he turn into a woman during the full moon? And if a woman is a…

This is the dinosaur who shall rule my beautybox:

Who voted for angels?! We might as well keep the boring mermaids, hmpf.

We dinos were so good lookin’ the universe threw an asteroid at us outta jealousy.

Dinosaurs: feathers, color, teeth, fierce, weird, evolution, science.

When it’s against angels, yeah dinos all the way.

YES dinosaur. Angels are wussy and boring; I’m trying to keep this interesting.

I live in Tennessee so some people who can evacuate are heading into this area. I saw a local hotel offering a special rate for evacuees. It was still $100 a night at the fucking Holiday Inn that will surely have a lot of unsold rooms at any rate. Like how TF can people afford that? Some of my friends who wanted to…

Yes, and do so quickly. They attract others.

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

I am always pissed off when people are all “Why didn’t they just leave?” Well, let me tell you as someone who could have been in that position. Where are you going to go? You don’t have a car...you rely on public transportation...whoops..that’s stopped running. Maybe you have relatives that can come get you, but…

The inside’s like if my fifth grade Trapper Keeper and my fourth grade Caboodle had a baby. But it’s a house.