Postmodern craftsman. Some people like it, especially out west.

When you start racing in autocracies, you learn that people become expendable!

Why are the Aggie Corps of Cadets uniforms 100% cotton?

There’s no virgin wool within 100 miles of College Station.

How do you know you’re within 100 miles of College Station?

When you honk the horn on your pickup, the sheep are trained to back up to the fence.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

She is from Texas A&M.

Oh honey. You tried so hard.

Air Force Armament Museum! AC-130A A0129 “First Lady”! Mmmmm...

That first shot of the 911 is fantastic

I will now begin stalki...er...following you. On Kinja.

You sir have taste

You have impeccable taste

You. I like you.

Thank goodness. My main problem with the 918, P1 and LaFerrari, along with various Koenigseggs and Lamborghinis and Bentleys and Bugattis which I could also afford, is they all have appalling thermal efficiency. It’s about damn time.

My anaconda don’t want none.

Surprising. I was really expecting an Amish dude driving a horse & buggy.

The Navigator is based on the Expedition so not in the same weight class, right?

I alone am your Mercedes pickup.

I like where your head’s at. Keep the original parts, but add touches to your liking.

I get it and the OP probably gets it, too. But among most people, an “SUV” is a “truck”. At this point in life, I don’t even bother correcting anyone about it.

Always has been.