I thought that funny too when I read it. I think the only beaches worse than Texas are Louisiana beaches. The beaches don’t get good until you get east of Mobile Bay. From there they are good until you get past Panama city.

Can confirm. Current Texas ‘resident’ and California transplant. Texas beaches are absolute shit.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

I would not mind a 7th cog for the highway.

Haryanto is the new Maldonado

Here’s why. My parents playing hooky from school. What does that ‘39 Ford look like? Oh, BTW these are the *parents* of boomers *not* boomers

My mother has a 2001 tricked-out PT Cruiser. Actually waited months for delivery. It now has 39K miles on it. She loves it. Oh did I mention my mother is 88 years old?

Your all caps response is making me hate the new TG even more. Good job!

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

Nope.

Thousands of mid 20's men who have secretly had a crush on her for years will finally have an excuse to see her in concert.

“Liberal Tears brand gauze” aka Obamacare :D

Alternate headline:

My ancient 265k mile Corolla gives me all the shame I need.

They are to keep cars with different bumper heights from running into your body work when they tap your car while parking. My Dad’s Etype always had dings around the leading edge of the bonnet because some jerk driving a Rolls Royce at his work would always park by feel, and the bumpers on the Jag were a good 4-6"…

Here’s why: people with real money don’t want a minivan because minivans aren’t “cool”. This simple answer is why the Mercedes R class died and the GL63 exists. There are 3 GL63's in my town of 12k people. (Oh and now like 7-8 other G’s besides mine) It’s a moronic vehicle but it exists and rich people buy them…

you are fun at parties

It can't be that baaaaaaad.