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My ancient 265k mile Corolla gives me all the shame I need.

They are to keep cars with different bumper heights from running into your body work when they tap your car while parking. My Dad’s Etype always had dings around the leading edge of the bonnet because some jerk driving a Rolls Royce at his work would always park by feel, and the bumpers on the Jag were a good 4-6"…

Here’s why: people with real money don’t want a minivan because minivans aren’t “cool”. This simple answer is why the Mercedes R class died and the GL63 exists. There are 3 GL63's in my town of 12k people. (Oh and now like 7-8 other G’s besides mine) It’s a moronic vehicle but it exists and rich people buy them…

He actually said “craft beer mug shop”

I need more details before I pass judgement. If the engine is still hand built by AMG, and the car is assembled at Affalterbach then I’m perfectly fine with this, because unless you’re drag racing who really needs more out of a C class than this? If they are trying to pass of an engine and car built at the main…

So you are saying that the car represents your dick size? Well then.. my cock is huge and fits 8 people.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

I don’t know... with the new Ford GT sporting a turbo 6, plus other seriously quck cars like the GTR and the venerable 911 Turbo also with turbo 6's it’s not a bad neighborhood to be in. We’ll see how they tune it, but it would be easy for this to be an improvement over the V8 performance wise. (and, fwiw, I have a B7…

Best looking generation of Merc SL, huh?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

you are fun at parties

It can't be that baaaaaaad.

improper use of meme is improper

Finally, the external facing claymores we’ve been asking for.

Automotive is a low-margin business. Mobility has the potential to be high-margin business.

That burned, and I don’t even own a Mustang.

That's the problem though. He was overcompensating from a lack of attention.

I have a theory as to why these crashes keep occurring and why Mustang drivers are usually involved.