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“...following revelations that Volkswagen has been lying to us like a Nigerian e-mail scammer.”

Brilliant, Doug.

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

After going over that article, how can BMW legally lie about their horsepower numbers? Maybe I missed something..

Sooooo, I think this is plenty validation for a Hellcat Wrangler.

This made me laugh hard! #cotd

Well this does nothing to explain the Volkswagen Phaeton. With Volkswagen’s long reputation for quality and luxury, I’d think that would have been a strong seller.

Miata owners. We see ourselves like this:

That’s okay, they have payday loan places where you can get big ass wheels and tires.

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China? Gun ownership has absolutely nothing to do with this idiots behavior.

Hey, Honda Pilot idiot! I towed you so!

This guy should have realized that this is only a Jeep thing

Tales from the New Horizons

Yeah the other day, I was pulling out of my driveway and someone drove down the street, so I took my foot off the gas going about 3mph and my car just went spinning out of control into a tree. Shit was crazy, man.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

It will go perfectly with my Panamera

#COTD

“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”