The other way of looking at it is that Koenigsegg just had to recall all examples of the Agera model in the US.

I think your characterization of the jewel catcher is a little unfair. I mean if you are just standing there watching a race and a $300,000 diamond flies into your hands are you really any more of a thief than the person who catches a foul ball at a baseball game? I say no. The value of the object is significantly…

"Guys, Buckets worked really well for this ALS thing. Let's do a bucket themed promotion for our airline!"

All new Audis is great... and spot on.

Wait, wait, wait. Why is it on one side of Jalopnik we decry a 612hp SUV from Mercedes when on the other we're demanding that Chrysler make a Grand Cherokee Hellcat?

Lets see, he's never driven an F1 car before. Maybe we can let him do some laps at a test track, like Paul Ricard. You know, somewhere there isn't much to hit so he can get used to the power and how to drive this level of a race car.

Nah, fuck that. Lets just put him in the show car and let him do some donuts in a…

Porsche Turbo with upgrades... Because this

What about 3 Dodge Grand Caravans @ $20,895 each? $62,685 for 849hp.

I think the comprehensive list of things Tigers will eat is:

SPAMMER. SPAMMER. PATRICK GEORGE PLEASE COME DEAL WITH THE SPAMMER.

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You know what would make this thread awesome? Pictures.

I thought bringing back the grey comments was going to allow picture posting again? What gives? Now we have annoying gray comments (95% of which deserve approval), and STILL no pictures. Worst of both worlds.

I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"

Dear Jalopnik Readership:

This is 4 liters. Americans can't build anything under 5 as far as I remember.

Everytime I see a lady wearing Buc-ee's pajama bottoms, I know she is DTF.

Bucee's: Cheap gas AND awesome jerky/snacks/Dr. Pepper slushees.

Of course it's bare bones, how else do you think Socialism works? Anyways, later all, I'm going to Buc-ee's for 3.14 a gallon gas.

Judging by the first entry, "Travel at a speed that is no more than 10 MPH faster than other traffic," the removal of the guide will reduce the number of motorcyclists that read it from zero to zero.

Maybe they are saying you can get 18.8 mpg while averaging 115 mph? If so, sign me up.