Obvious answers are boring. How bout this one?
Grand Sport and Grand Sport Vitesse
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While I respect the Veyron it does almost nothing for me. Even if it was $300k I'd be more interested in other cars. At $2+mm there's an army of other cars I would buy first.

Lifted VW + Slippery conditions? Not sure this will end so well...

"Pretty much stock"

It's CP all the way because the owner is a chronic liar. He posts occasionally on the IH8MUD forum, and he can never get his story straight about how he acquired it, how it got the mods, made up stories about being special ordered, etc....

"Mr. Foley, we've negotiated a down payment, an interest rate, and the value of your trade in, but now we should talk about termite proofing."

"guzzled fuel at an alarming rate and barely fit anywhere we tried to park it..."

I always think the 4 door 911 concepts from the late 60's are neat.

Destino!

Someone needs to do a comparison test of this vs a modded 996(or 7) Turbo like what Smoking Tire did with the M3/fiesta or Chris Harris did with the S4/RS4. That is actuall practical consumer advice. I've got a 996 GT660 if someone will bring the Vette press car?

Lesson here? 81 jalopnik reader either haven't had their coffee or actually use crack pipes!

DeMuro!

Doug DeMuro, please buy this. It is the only logical progression from a automatic CTS-V Wagon.

And call this new two-door the Gran Sedan. Because you have to name it the opposite of whatever it actually is.

Smart. Sexy. And above all, quiet.

MTM C7 RS6 Avant. She's completely sane, mild mannered, and is very classy. she has an advanced engineering degree and makes good money, but she is also very practical when it comes to making decisions. You could really see taking her home to meet mom and dad after just the first date. Yes she's a little thick. But in…

18 year old, Hummer.

a 1995 Hummer, for obvious reasons

So sue me, I like it.

First world problem: