If you invest a thousand dollars a day for one hundred days, you likely incur one hundred transaction fees. That’s $795 in fees, right off the top. (Ouch)

Much like my server, laptop, TV, and game console, I hate it when my car is doing stuff other than it’s my intended purpose. I tolerate it a little better with my phone because those functions I didn’t ask for frequently provide value.

I like the cut of your jib

Yeah, but we keep it up in the mountains where it doesn’t harm anybody