Dang it! And now it’s too late to edit it. My English degree is worthless! (It already was, though.)

Royals fan here. He deserved everything he got from Machado. This is his fourth or fifth incident since the start of last season. He’s shown no growth in maturity or composure.

None of his teammates coming near him on the bench afterward says enough about how they feel about his continuing antics.

And his hardest pitch…

Welcome to the Nurburgring. We’re glad to have you with us.

When I read John Davis’s name everything I read afterwords is in John Davis’s voice.

so do i need to change the quote now?

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SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

This guy should not be bailed out with any rule changes.

Quick answer from someone who lost over 120 lbs: any movement is beneficial, body weight or with free weight. Body weight is a great way to prepare your joints for more intensive workouts (for instance, push ups are a great way to get your shoulders ready for say, the bench press or other externally loaded push…

I can’t tell if this is a compliment or weapons-grade shade.

Pretty sure he's the sultan of swinging a great deal, so don't even worry about it.

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Well I’ll be damned!

Shots fired.

+0 actual pullups completed

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

This all makes sense, aside from the part where Bettman does something shrewd and nuanced.