Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

I had a 996 Turbo, and it's one of the best cars I've ever owned. I would rather have that car back than most of the other 'enthusiast' Porsches people keep going on about. No thanks, I don't want to spend $50k for a naturally aspirated 993 cab with 270 hp.

Agreed. And then enter said Ferrari SUV in a weird SUV circuit race against Porsche Cayenne Turbo's, ML63 AMG's, X5M's, etc.

It's funny: after more than 20 cars, some luxury some sport some exotic and all exciting and enthusiasty, I simply cannot replace the magic of a Porsche 911. It suffers from none of the drawbacks of the Ferrari and all of the benefits. Vette would be good too. Words for my Ferrari wrapup no doubt.

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

As a lifelong Royals fan born almost 9 months to the day before their last trip the post season ended I can honestly say I wouldn't be upset. It'd suck for them to make this far, in the way they did and then lose it, but every new game is one being played with house money after the last 29 seasons of cashing out…

Best fans in Missouri.

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Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

I just want to say how impressed I am by Deadspin's coverage of this whole thing. Just beyond impressed.

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

"...only Quebec City can concretely offer an NHL-caliber arena."

That's why you wait until CarMax has one in stock. Have you learned nothing from Demuro?

This doppelgänger is getting robbed. The Braves are paying a shit ton of money for a BJ Upton look alike to hang out in their starting lineup.

Pretty sure that wasn't white people who bought air time to show an ad detailing how it's offensive.