Not an asshole, just a big dick.

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

Deadspin needs to help shout this into the heavens! On more print and TV. Scream this shit to anyone who will listen. Fuck this ancient process!

Yup, they can't fathom the idea that you can write thoughtful, informed pieces without chumming up with players in the clubhouse and getting mustard stains on their shirts eating the press box food.

Phenomenal point. Writers that built their way up through news desks don't want to accept that there are new methods now. Plus, they still report the same old fluff pieces of days old. They don't want to accept that we've now humanized players and watch the game to simply watch and enjoy it. It's like the ridiculous…

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

Frank White! Seriously, check out his numbers but ignore the fact that I'm biased as a Royals fan. JUST DO IT GUYS.

Affirmed.

Can you buy a vote from a Cobb County Commissioner so that the Tea Party billionaire who owns the Braves doesn't steal hundreds of millions of dollars from people in Georgia?

Even Roger Goodell finds it absolutely ridiculous that, in today's day and age, a professional sports league can serve as judge, jury, and executioner for one of its players.

It's actually worse than that.

[Tracy Porter intercepts sigh]

The NHL scoring leaders proved last night that they can win with defense

yew libruls with yer FACKS!

Defense Attorney: If it please the court, our defense is extremely simple: Alex Rodriguez did not understand the supplements he was taking were actually PEDs.

I've already gotten calls. I swear I wasn't involved with this. I used to prepare this kind of PowerPoint though, and boy have things gone downhill.

This question doesn't consider multiple scenarios. Totally single men only change their sheets when they start to smell OR if they think they're going to be laid, but of course they won't.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.