@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): Ah, the forbidden fruit...

@Sassafrass McSass: Aw, I love that quote.

@ZiggyStarPuff: They produced the shit out of that song, but you can hear she has a strong voice—and not just a strong voice for a nine-year-old, I do agree that she is more talented than many grown-up pop stars.

I'm so grateful for the poor quality of that video.

When I had an ED I hated hated hated how skinny I was. I used to cry because a few of my closed friends told me they were disgusted by my rail-thin body. However, I hated food even more. I think my fasting and purging were a self-destructive reaction to anxiety and depression. It was also a physical disorder—when you…

@lodown (is waiting for MizJenkins): I checked that my current BF identifies as a feminist before I even considered going out with him. However, when we were watching TV the other day and there was a female politician he doesn't like he said something like "whose dick did that stupid whore suck to get in that…

@BFF: Haha, if it comes from a site called trashy.com it has to be good. I don't celebrate Halloween myself (I'm not American), but you have fun!

@BFF: We want details!

@netfe: Wanting companionship is not a sign of weakness.

It says on her website: "Cahoon is currently working with producers on the screenplay of the book, which they refer to as Sex and the City meets Love Actually in the hot spots of Europe." OMG CAN'T WAIT.

It says on her website: "Cahoon is currently working with producers on the screenplay of the book, which they refer to as Sex and the City meets Love Actually in the hot spots of Europe." OMG CAN'T WAIT.

@rd2uk: I haven't seen that movie, but yeah, in a typical American (Hollywood) movie a Danish prince's first language would be English with a vaguely Scandinavian accent.

@rd2uk: I haven't seen that movie, but yeah, in a typical American (Hollywood) movie a Danish prince's first language would be English with a vaguely Scandinavian accent.

@LadyChatterley: Or... go to Europe? Simple as that!

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: It has to be! I'm taking it completely as a joke — at least I haven't laughed so hard at my computer for a while. I had to check all of her videos on YouTube. She's golden.

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: It has to be! I'm taking it completely as a joke — at least I haven't laughed so hard at my computer for a while. I had to check all of her videos on YouTube. She's golden.

@rd2uk: YES. I live in Europe too, and this lumping together of all European countries reaaally bugs me. And it happens on Jezebel all the time! There are dozens of different countries and even more different cultures in Europe. I wish more Americans understood that.

@rd2uk: YES. I live in Europe too, and this lumping together of all European countries reaaally bugs me. And it happens on Jezebel all the time! There are dozens of different countries and even more different cultures in Europe. I wish more Americans understood that.

I bet they go to a Finnish disco in their free time. (The real action starts at around 2 minutes.)

Forget smartphones. This is what I call innovation.