@moosesanddeers: That made me gasp in shock. Interesting concept, though.

@OldEnough2BYourMama: She's so not invited to my parties.

@moosesanddeers: "NO CAMERAS" should be included in the list. Not too long ago I was at a house party, where this girl I didn't even know wanted to take pictures when I was hanging around wearing my friend's underwear on top of my clothes. (Don't ask.) After that we went skinny dipping and there was the same girl…

@SwirlGirl: Maybe the vomiter had only drunk red wine so the vomit was really dark? And it was dark in the room? Ok, I'm just being gross. There's no good excuse.

@Andrew Wolf: Gymnastics is a very established sport, they have been a part of the Olympic Games since the Games' very beginning.

@lodown: You're right, there is.

Joking about small dicks? Really?

@Guin Worley: I dunno. When erect, uncut penises don't look that different from cut ones. Especially when this little detail is shown...

@paperispatient: No prob. I get your confusion, that's how I feel every time they use American measurements on Jezebel. Ergo, all the time. ;)

@paperispatient: If that picture is taken in Sweden, it must be a metric ruler.

@bowleserised: Hearted.

@hydrozoa: Ditto.

I shaved my complete head a couple of years ago. The shape of my head is quite beautiful, so it looked good. And it was a super interesting social experiment (guys didn't want to dance with me anymore, hobos wanted to chat with me, etc). Too bad I wouldn't be able pull it off at my current job.

@Tchotchke: Short nails are also more comfortable for masturbation and hand jobs. Just saying.

@fatchickintheTARDIS: My nail beds are tiny as well, so having long nails with a nice shape required a lot of filing. I keep them short.

@Tchotchke: Me too! Every once in a while I try to grow long, pretty nails. Eventually I will get disgusted by all the dirt that gets stuck under them and cut them short. I wonder how women with long finger nails deal with that.

@cait98: If I was in your situation I would tell my mom that her complaining insults me as well, because we look similar. Of course I don't know if this applies to you. My mom keeps complaining to us about her wrinkles, and I've noticed that me and my sister are already worrying about ageing, even though we are still…

@Vidya108: Also men have to put their bodies on display if they want to go swimming. And they can't even cover their boobs!

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Maybe seeing your girlfriends' bare asses would make you feel better about yours. I feel that seeing bare bodies only in the media can really distort your body image. Being around scantily dressed normal people puts things (including asses) in a perspective.