Perhaps you should learn to read. It will make things easier for you eventually.

Needs more dog….

I'm pretty sure you need to read the article again.

My parents aren't president and I'm not a part of their administration

Definitely not the Post.

There's one down the street from me. It manages to be both depressing and pretentious at the same time.

Perhaps you shouldn't troll here under multiple anonymous names?

Is this a Wedding Crashers reference? And if it is, why has that line of dialog stuck in my head….. So many questions.

Spoiler alert. Its not good.

6) Accidentally swallow dignity

That didn't work out last time with Trump

Bill O'Reilly would be so proud. He rambled on about how Soros was "connected" to 50 organizations that participated in the Woman's March. He even got Charles Krautwhatever to call him ridiculous.

The drugs may be just sitting there but that doesn't mean you have to take them

The original is pretty amazing as well. For me the Steve Perry one that seemed anachronistic, even when I was younger, was Oh Sherrie. Again, the guy can sing, and seems like a nice guy from interviews, but good god.

I'm not sure it kicks anything anywhere but I'll agree that Journey is best enjoyed nostalgically, if at all. I was shocked to later find out that it was started by the guy from Santana and was originally labelled as jazz rock. I'm always shocked that the ushering in of the MTV generation made them more popular,…

I like all his early albums but the guitar sound on Sparks really ties it together.

Maybe someone should tweet back at them and confuse them with Stryper.

Its better now but telling people that I saw the "turn on your heart light" guy didn't go over too well when I was younger.

I actually saw that Journey tour with Bryan Adams opening (I was 8 and it wasn't my choice). But it wasn't my first concert. That would be an even more embarrassing Neil Diamond concert.

Yuengling lager is horrible. If given the choice between that or a bud I'd probably drink water. At least bud is pretty innocuous. Yuengling lager is forcefully bad (it has more flavor, and that flavor is terrible). Its been a long time since I had one (college) but I remember Yuengling black and tan as being…