Yeah. I realize that’s not a knuckle-dragger Harley.

But what I was really going for here is the distilled monotony and hypocrisy of bike marketing. Bike makers like to present their products as freedom machines; be yourself, give a big “FU” to the man and get yer face in the wind, be an original...

Yet the images they…

When was the last time you read something that made you want to get on a bike? Go ahead, I’ll wait.

The one thing I can say immediately after reading:

Please when you do reviews, do REAL reviews where you have actually used the item for more than 15 minutes at a desk like all the other Motorcycle magazines and websites do. All the trade mags and sites RAVE about the Sena 20S intercom/ BT module, but in reality it’s a steaming pile of crap. It’s not waterproof, and…

My dad’s callsign was “Autodog”, on account of his predilection for the dog machine in the officer’s wardroom.

The De Havilland Comet. It would’ve been a great initial foray into passenger jet operations were it not for its tendency to self-destruct at altitude, due to engineers not realizing its large square windows would lead to metal fatigue.

English teacher mode:

Don’t forget the suspension!

The Delorean DMC-12. Brilliant design for the time, super cool looking, and made of freaking stainless steel. From the outward appearance, the recipe for an amazing sports car. And... powered by a 130hp PRV V6. That plus bad timing with an auto market slump doomed it, and John DeLorean’s legal troubles while trying to…

They'd like you to think that it doesn't contain nitrates, but it sure does. See the ingredients list:

I had a poster of the Tyrell P34 driven by Jackie Stewart in my basement darkroom for years. I can't find that one, but it looked a lot like this one driven by Jodi Scheckter.

Yes, my worst nightmare indeed is a Countach decked out in US type-approved bumpers.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

That's because that is a picture of a bad quality 8C toy car.

Out of those buying an Elise five-ten years ago (or those who thought about buying one and got something else instead), quite a large portion of people are now looking for something new. This offers an Italian stylishness that they wouldn't get from just buying a new Lotus.

Why would he own anything? Lawyer fees should be part of the lawsuit?