Also—the tagline doesn't even make sense! why are they using sweaty women to advertise for a men's magazine? Am I totally stupid or why am I just looking all screw-eyed at these?

I hate the word "bitch" because there is no word you can call a man that is as instantaneously demeaning and humiliating. You can all him a dick or an asshole, but these words are essentially just saying that he's a mean person, not a lowly, unworthy, animal.

I call 16mm lens!! God I'm lame....

@redvwbug: I LOVE HER!! She's my favorite. I'm sad because last season of BGC was seriously my fave show (I know, I know...), but my work schedule is different now so I can't watch it. But that's alright because I never watch the hills either I just read the gawker recaps and they're better than the real thing!

@Princess Leela: I booted zero, he booted twice. we started at 9 am and we were done by 4:30. At least that's what the drink-off commissioner told us.

My husband and I recently had a husband and wife drink-off. The rules were pretty simple: who can drink more miller lite before giving up or passing out? Boot and rally is allowed, but you are docked one beer for every boot. I won 17-15.

I think there's a misconception about "full figured" clothes in that, they often don't account for large breasts. I am 5'10" and a size 14 with 36DDD (no, that's not a typo: three d's). I find that clothes that are intended to work for curvy, full figured women accomplish the job downtown, but are still cut to…

Ideal: Wake at 9am. Find I have lost 10 lbs during the night. Make the bed and tidy up the bedroom. Shower with Aveda products and feel invigorated and ready to take on the day. Make a lovely breakfast of oatmeal, fruit and tea. Pack a lunch with a homemade deli sandwich with whole grain bread, turkey, cheese and…

I'm sorry for blaming my weight on you when it's me that's choosing to drink to much, not eat well, and not work out enough. I'm sorry for being so mean to you, when, in spite of my bad choices, you still give me great skin, thick hair, and a solid 5'10" of height. I'm sorry for not appreciating you more.