Here you go:

Hybrid 4wd: 24 across the board
5.0 4wd: 16/22/19
2.7: 19/24/21
3.5 EcoBoost non-hybrid: 18/23/20
3.3: 19/22/20

Different factories make a difference.

A story of a typical car buyer...

Uhm, with this being a hybrid...how about some mention of fuel economy and MPGs? Especially in stop and go environments I would expect this to get much better fuel economy than a regular ICE variant? 

To make your picture even more of a shocker, that wasn’t a Smart but a Ford Escape. Semis will crush anything that gets in their way.

And why does it have a Fiat 500 on the top?  Or is it a subtle message that he should get Fiat 500?  He should.

The average Buick driver is too deaf and blind to notice any issues.

And can we please stop using 1973 as the cutoff year? At this point, there are few enough ‘74s and ‘75s around that I think we could start using a rolling 45-year window. Not that the mid-’70s emissions control era was a good one for cars, but still.

“Safe for their time,” in this instance, makes me think of trying to run a small business with a top-line Commodore 64 that was fast for its time.

You could probably fly to Germany, stay at a nice inn or B&B for a week, buy two of these and ship them to the states and have money left over to have your sanity evaluated by a professional for the cost of this one. No dice.

Public healthcare in Canada doesn’t cover dental, drugs and many other services so there’s still some negotiation to be done over benefits though.

Came here for this. Oshawa was my hometown and this is a  huge deal.

5th Gear: Great news, but there’s more to celebrate...

The door lever pre-dates the doorknob.

The thought of parting with $8,000.. or thereabouts.. to end up with a Chevy Astro in my driveway hurts my brain. Absolutely ND.

(Second Third Fourth attempt at posting this - can we set Kinja on fire, already?)

I like it. I’d be inclined to get an electric motorcycle for commuting, so any increase in exposure for the concept is a plus in my book. Plus I like the idea of having the quieter races in more densely populated areas.

So it has standards and not just “fuck it... autopilot” ?

Where I come from “champagne” is a fancy word for metallic beige

Thanks for putting this into terms (and units) I can understand.