Bowie died because he was 13 fucking years old. That’s a pretty good innings for that breed, especially for a shelter dog that was already of advanced age when you got it. You said that yourself in the article.

This article is just wrong. Please rethink the tone in which you choose to write about people’s pets dying. It’s not funny and trying to be clever about it is just mean.

It’s just unnecessarily nasty. Why? Why would anybody write this about anyone? Are clicks really that important? It’s gross gross gross and they should feel bad about publishing this. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

I just had 2 pets die in a 2 week time span for completely unrelated reasons. When you own a lot of animals, eventually they are going to die. This seems like fishing for a headline in a really gross way.

Or just leave it up and ignore all the women on here who are telling you that it’s inappropriate and reminiscent of a lot the exploitation we encounter.

You’re really gonna republish that picture of Maria Sharapova, huh? If I wanted to see the invasive garbage photographs that TMZ takes I’d mindlessly scroll through TMZ to distract myself from work instead of Jezebel.

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.

Ann Coulter and Chelsea Handler in a room together is the sort of thing that nightmares are made of. I’d rather pull off my own fingernails with a pair of pliers than watch them trade semi-intelligent barbs to figure who wins the Blonde Mean Girl award.

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

I fucking hate this shit. We all know from the media she’s lived pretty hard and while that can alter skin, teeth, wrinkles, etc, like I hate the “She looks older than (age)“ comments because like, “HOW OLD IS THIRTY SUPPOSED TO LOOK?” If you lined up me and five of my girlfriends, all of who are 30 years old, we all…

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

Well he has the same economic advisors that Paul Martin did who was the last PM to not only balance the budget but to create a surplus.

this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

why is she yelling? people watch this?

YES, WE DO NEED THREE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

And you know how she deals with all those people? By not being here to make friends. Checkmate atheists.