Before she met Kendall she was Carlie Closs.

But what year is it supposed to be? They’ve clearly aged and how long were they together before breaking up? 12 years? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

I know, it sucks that a product that is used by males 99.9% of the time is made to cater to males.

(founded by a woman known as PreMadonna)

oh my god.

Where’s the 4th Horseman?

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

Diane is tripping balls.

Y’all. We’re not gonna talk about the yarn???

I agree. All this “What an idiot. He had it coming.” attitude in the comments? Jeez, you guys.

He loves the park!

Jesus, seriously. He fucking ruined her life. I can’t fathom how a teenaged girl could ever recover from having this done to her. Fuck him. May he never have another peaceful moment in his pathetic life. Fuck him. Fuck. Him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck…

Welp, that’s enough internet for today

I WILL BUY WHATEVER HE TELLS ME TO

Yes, yes I will. *Fans self* Please excuse me while I go follow Alex Libby on instagram and to the ends of the earth.

Like, half the staff of Jez just got fired for no discernible reason (except for C.A. Pinkham, which, good riddance.) They don’t have great job security.

It’s like the universe knew...

Second of all, he’s not violent, he’s just “street.” He was born in Queens.

Off to read some fanfic about their after hours foursome in the Lincoln Bedroom.