I don't want to hear that Legolas is 36 because that would mean that I am old. Fortunately, the article refers to "the Australian", and Legolas is not Australian. So who is "the Australian"? Let us say Hugh Jackman. And if Hugh Jackman is 36 that means X2 must have just come out. Which means I am young. Good.

One of the things I most respected about my interactions with children who were raised really religious — such as Mormon kids — was that they were taught to listen to their gut in situations that felt dangerous or wrong. Once, on a camping trip, I managed to commandeer a tent and make it co-ed for a few middle school…

bahhahahha ALAN ALDAAAA. but how could you leave out the drop-dead sexiest, jeff goldblum??!

Along the lines of bell hooks...

Read it for the juicy bits.

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

And just because we enjoy dancing to an artist's song doesn't mean we can't also call them out when they say or do misogynistic things.

You're incredibly ignorant.

This, this, this.

HOLD UP.

Sadly, I am completely sober today. But, fun fact: Soren Bowie and I are IRL friends from college and have been drunk in the same room MANY TIMES.

Paladin, meet Atlas. Atlas, like you, is a man carrying a heavy burden.
His is the world. Yours, it seems, is the clitoris.

Are you, like, allergic to clits?

You are referring to the actual text of the Torah, but I am more specifically referring to the way those prohibitions have been put into actual practice. In practice, the blood prohibitions profoundly affect women far more than men. Especially in the far-right incarnations of Judaism, in which women are mandated to do…

Are you using it correctly? When you insert it into your body, do you say a small prayer to the mother Goddess in order for it to seal? When you remove it, do you either

It is wrong that I sorta think that article may have a teeny-weeny little point? I mean, yeah, humans seem to have a natural aversion to a lot of bodily functions. However, there is something to be said for the "special status" of menstration. Menstrual blood has, for the better part of human history, been considered…

HI I AM FROM BROTAKU I AM GOING TO WRITE A 50 PAGE DISSERTATION TELLING YOU WHY I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY.

lolz, what? You say that like she can just drop what she's doing and make a video game. Y'know! Just do it! Feel like you're not eating healthy enough? Hit the fruits 'n' veggies isle! Feel fat? Exercise! Feel systematically left out by an entire sector of media that you want to enjoy? Take it over! (?!) Fortunately…

*crosses fingers*

Goddammit, Lisa, why didn't you know about this article which was published a few hours after yours? Lazy fucking sociologists, I don't know what this world is coming to.