I’m sure he means it when he says he wants to end it in five years. Whether he actually does is another matter. I mean, wasn’t Oda’s original goal for One Piece to last just 5 years in total? And now we’re into its 3rd decade. If it went another 10 years or even 15, it wouldn’t shock me one bit.

Honestly, it feels like Nintendo just forgot about Advance Wars.

“Why King of Fighters Dominates Latin America’s Fighting Game Scene”

...who?

And here’s the theme song to all this:

A lot of good choices here. But I want Symbionic Titan to get revived and finished. If CN could do it for Samurai Jack, they can do it for Symbionic Titan, which deserves it because it is awesome.

Oh my. This alone would be worth 7 bucks a month.

Hoo boy this is going to be awful. Like a spectacular, Trump-level fireball of suck.

She looks like a member of whatever species Jeice is.

Digital-only or will it get a physical disc release too?

Zack, you drank all of these and somehow you’re not dead! I’d call that a win.

Good riddance to this show. It was bad. Now it’s dead. Stay dead, please.

You know, whenever I read something that President Obama writes, I can hear his voice in my head saying it, clear as a bell. Hearing him is like a soothing balm. Restful and peaceful. Jesus H. Fucking Christ I miss him so much.

I want it/need it/have to have it. Gimme.

You are SO that old, Andrew.

So wait: Alex Kurtzman will not only get to ruin Star Trek on TV like he’s been doing for the past 2-3 years, but now he’ll get to ruin Star Trek movies again?

I believe him. 100%.

I bought this game off Lik-Sang back in 2005 and bought a Japanese Xbox with it just so I could play it. Still one of the best purchases I’ve ever made.

He’s not sorry it happened. He’s sorry that his officers got caught doing it.