...I’m not gonna say that there are no words to describe this.

I will give you credit: you really do seem to like Discovery. I do have to respect that.

Crazy, isn’t it? It’s almost like I’m doing exactly what you are with this “counterreview” you’re trying to do here to de-legitimize Zack’s take. Get over yourself, crazy person.

This episode proves that The Orville is the complete opposite of Discovery. The longer Discovery goes on, it gets worse and worse. And the longer The Orville goes on, it gets better and better. This show is carrying Trek’s legacy well.

The amount of time you spend defending this ridiculous show is mind-boggling.

....it was the cider.

Your takes on Discovery are quite insane. The show you’re describing is not the one that exists. Are you watching it with fantasy goggles on or something?

F

Someone on Fox News got reaaaaaaaal racist? That’s every single day, though.

I will never not star an ATHF reference. +1 for Travis.

Reggie, hopefully somehow you manage to read this: I just want to say that you are awesome. I get the same feeling from you that I got from Howard Phillips as a kid: you give a damn about us fans, and you believe in what you’re selling - the whole Nintendo experience that we love so much. We are all going to miss you.…

Neat.

Oh FUCK YOU Urban Outfitters.

Sounds like Olivia Munn’s having some trouble finding work.

The scariest moment? Man...there are so many. There are moments in Contra 3, System Shock, Clive Barker’s Undying, Diablo, BioShock, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Dead Space, and Silent Hill that would all qualify. But I think the scariest moment for me is also the most memorable one for many: the dogs crashing through…

I totally played this as a kid. I played this and THEN Dune II. I still own it. I still play it!

I just want to see more people making their characters look like Mr. T.

About a decade or so ago, it feels like.