Fuck.

This is going to make so much money.

He could do stuff like this instead of the Flash movie. That way, he’s happy doing this, and we can all be happy that we’re not getting a shitty Flash film.

Well.

Does Andrew Gillum want to run for the presidency? Because I’d really like him to.

This was a bad show. And thank goodness it’s gone.

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug, isn’t it Kristen?

“After this week’s Nintendo Direct, Tim and I ask on this week’s Kotaku XP: can there be too much of a good thing?”

This show sucks, and the novelty of it wore off after its first season. Changing the lead from Kevin Spacey to Robin Wright doesn’t make it suck any less. Nope, House of Cards, you are not getting any more of my time.

His sister needs to disown this piece of shit ASAP. And get a restraining order against him. And then get a gun herself. And if she sees him coming, shoot first and ask questions later.

Blizzard: What in the everliving fuck are you doing?!

Yikes. Rule 34 is really going to get a workout with this one.

Well alright. Lemme pre-order it now, Blizzard. Warcraft 4 would be better, though.

Damn. I’m all in on this.

Boo.

Also, this Kevin can go whatever-himself show that Rashida Jones and Will McCormack are making sounds just about as interesting as Kevin Can Wait.

I’m trying to understand the outrage over Kevin Can Wait. Why are people up in arms over such a bland, formulaic, shitty sitcom? Was Erinn Hayes some sort of revelation in that first season, instead of the sitcom-wife trope that I’m basically 100% sure she was in the show? Can’t we just be thankful that Kevin Can Wait…

Mark Sanford is an unrepentant, hypocritical piece-of-shit racist. Yeah, this is not shocking at all to me. I pretty much expect this from anyone who identifies as a Republican/conservative these days.

Great! Now where’s the Diablo 4 announcement?? :/