Who will Katie Nolan be? Isn’t the real question “Who the hell is Katie Nolan?” Seriously though, who?

See, now I want some Umaibou. But all I can get from my local store is Ramune and Pocky. Blergh.

People liked Neo Yokio? Well...I suppose some people had to, statisically speaking.

Someone needs to be training more with Muten Roshi.

Well, he ruined classic Spielberg movies with Super 8, and then he went about ruining both Star Trek and Star Wars among other things. He might as well ruin a great anime movie while he’s at it.

I unreasonably love all of these tweets and I need more of them please.

All those games...

Solidarity!

I can’t believe you subjected yourself to this game. It’s like saying, “Oh look, there’s a giant bowl filled with broken glass and used hypodermic needles over there - let me just go stick my hand into it!” And I know that’s what it feels like, because I have this abomination and that’s what it felt like to play it.

There are too many shows. So, just pick a couple (like 2 or 3) to watch, and tell the rest to fuck off. And tell anyone who says you should watch this or that to, well, fuck off. Life is too short to watch 15,000 different television shows at the same time.

Skeptical is the least of what you should be. I have seen this. I have no idea how something like this got greenlit and made. Human beings actually spent money to make this. Simply put, it’s godawful.

Paramount may not be happy about it but I am goddamn thrilled. Keep J.J. Abrams the fuck away from Star Trek, please.

That doesn’t look like food. That looks like what happens to food once your body is done with it.

Your takedown of the Abramsverse gives me life and vigor. It’s beautiful. For myself, I loathe the Abramsverse with the white-hot fury of a thousand Genesis devices going off all at once.

Well it looks fantastic. Day 1 pre-order for me, just like with every other Vanillaware game.