I don’t see much sign of it. I’ve been waiting for the SUV fad to be over since 1996, when GM killed off their B-bodies to make more SUVs, but it hasn’t shown much sign of stopping. This is by far the longest-lived fad in automotive history since closed body.

Too much of a gentleman.

Don’t worry, we’ll stay on the main roads

Not sure about the banjo, this gadget usualy opens the holly mother shit hole of “ pretty mouth” jokes...

Don’t tempt me.

Depends! There are a few factors you’d want to consider first:

They did. “Mustang owners"

Comes with its own detachable leaf blower under the hood. NP

Same factory makes these:

The 90's were also a good time for the convertible’s popularity. You had economic convertibles with the Cavalier and Sunbird/Sunfire, Geo’s Metro and Tracker convertibles/soft tops, then there was the Eclipse/Talon, Sebring (laugh all you want the original Sebring/Cirrus was well received at the time), and Cutlass…

Jesus. People like you are what is wrong with this country.

You could go all that trouble, or just, you know.... VW Saveiro. And I kid you not, these guys are rated for 500 kilograms, or 1100 pounds payload in the back. Well, they are not Diesel, but nothing an simpler engine swap can’t fix.

Why do all vw defenders act like making it to 100k without major malfunctions is a noteworthy achievement?

Yeah, make sure you get an automatic transmission version too, because those O1M transmissions are sure to last when you are hauling heavy loads in your modified Jettamino. /s

GENDER EQUALITY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Nothing screams cone-carving performance like a C4 Corvette. Gotta get one of these with the Z51 package, for sure.

I’ve never been confident at knowing what “basic” is. But that’s it. 100%. Without a doubt, that is basic bitch life. If their heads exploded, latte and brunch would splatter the walls.

Interesting is a useful word. It can mean having an engaging design, or just being “busy”, with lots of buttons and controls to look at.

My favorite car ever was my ‘76 Mercury Grand Marquis two-door.

You mean OHV, not OHC.