Yeah, you're definitely from Montgomery County.

So... some of your best friends are Muslim?

It's the same people who want to legislate around sexual morality (gay rights, birth control, and abortion) but not charitable morality (public health care, homelessness, etc)

I just think if the dates had been the same and they had all been asked to do Chanel that same day they probably would have done Chanel. That's my point really.

Well, is it just magically coincidental that there is a holiday right at Christmas time? No. It's a holiday guaranteeing Christians time off. It's inherently discriminatory.

He grabbed my sister's ass after one his band's gigs once. And then tried to pass her off on his real-life Ari Gold guy.

I've always wondered what it would take to make me defend Kim Kardashian, and apparently it's a smelly Entourage douchebag, so here we go: at least Kim bathes, Grenier.

Yeah, when are we gonna get a "severe acne" spread?

I get it, I really do, but obesity is strongly correlated to diabetes and other diseases. Why is it bad to encourage people to be more "in shape"? Literally the only people I know that complain about this stuff are overweight women. Why?

Why do you care so much?

Literally anyone besides Chelsea Handler. She is a racist trash fire.

Ain't that already a thing? Oh, you mean their actual asses? Hmm...

Is this going to be a trend? I'm not ready for "white women, who fucks black guys, showing their asses" to be a thing.

Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?

We're not just talking about them. The victim is giving interviews. The lurid nature of the story is unpleasant, but it's also hard for me to say that people should stop discussing a subject when the person hurt most by it seems open to discussing it (presumably because she's being paid to give interviews...but...it's…

Exactly. Just because she (or her production/stage team) put a big word behind her during a performance doesn't mean she thinks of herself as the go-to person for feminism.

Oh, I thought the last consensus was that Beyoncé was the devil incarnate because "blonde hair" and "Anna Mae" and "bow down"and "elevator" and "rich". My bad. I didn't realize we'd swung back over in her favour.

No, Olivia only wears business clothes with giant collars completely devoid of color. I think Rhianna looks awesome. I like to think she put on the button up special for the WH, she gave a nod while still being and dressing like herself instead of shoving herself into a ladylike skirt suit.

Eminem sucks and always has.

I don't know — maybe that he fucks women working for him?