BAH GAWD THAT’S—THAT’S PATTY MILLS’S MUSIC!!

NEXT UP- BABIES VOTING TO UNIONIZE, BUT BEING TOLD BY SITTERS THAT THIS WOULD MEAN THEY COULDN’T GET TO THE BOOB DIRECTLY, THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH A REPRESENTATIVE WHOSE SOLE AIM IS TO GET AS MUCH MILK FOR THEMSELVES AS POSSIBLE

Breitbart didn’t need sources. He just made shit up. Then God killed him, proving that using sources is the better way to go.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

He’s not smart enough to be a spy but he is certainly an asset, blathering whatever state secrets to whoever he thinks will be interested enough and thus start treating him like he’s important. He’s such a piece of shit.

I’m either going for Trump is a Russian spy or one of the higher ups is a Russian spy. And when he goes down, he drags Trump with him. Or Bannon tries to take over from Trump and Trump tries to throw him out which in turn Bannon takes him down with him.

I have a told my husband countless times since Trump took office that I really and truly believe that something, somewhere, will break dramatically before 2017 is over. Something irreversible and huge- nuclear war, Trump being removed from office, assassination, SOMETHING. I don’t know if it will be a release valve…

Good riddance.

Only because people make it their life and death biz to know why I’m not having kids. Are you sure? You just haven’t found the right person yet!! You’ll change your mind!!

Redacted. Congrats on your business i don’t care about

I had asked because of how she told me. She laughed. I don’t actually ask everyone that. I was responding to the making awkward comments when being told by yet another person that they’re pregnant. So. Sssssh.

Oh no, trust me- it’s a trap.

Oh, you mean like the constant commentary and questions I get about my lack of reproducing by pretty much every asshole? Fuck off.

It is. Stop acting like not wanting them is the worst thing in the world.

It’s a trap.

Definitely not the only one. And I know why I get sad: Decades of hearing that I will some day want kids. Nope. This has been my position since I was, like, four years old. I’m even hitting perimenopause, and that’s when I’ve been told I will most regret not having kids when I was younger because my biological clock…

So glad it’s not just me!

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

Clooney said for years that he would never marry again, and that he would definitely not have kids.