That reminds me, I need to clear my browser history.

Cool fish finder

Queen: “why’s my new driver in the passenger seat?”

All choices have consequences.

Another Tesla fluff piece? *Gag*

Only 145 were built because somebody had the good sense to stop it.

This needs no introduction...

Clutch Dumpers

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

I make banana mayonnaise sandwiches all the time but I do not eat them.

COTD for those who know.

Probably learned their lesson after the penis.

The want to keep all of your fingers.

Finally something is accessible on an Audi engine without assuming the maintenance position.

Can confirm, learned stick, had to buy new pants.

Learn to drive stick, it will add inches to your dick

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Ask Trump. I certainly prefer Clarkson.